11 things less boring than watching Manchester United this season

Jose Mourinho blaming referees

https://vine.co/v/e0dBpwJzhWl/embed/simple

Hard done by again, Jose? Just admit that your team were abysmal, for your, and our own, sanity.

Getting socks for Christmas

Erm… thanks, I guess.

Javier Hernandez’s hair

Now that’s a hairstyle you can set your watch to. No messing around from the Mexican.

The John Lewis Advert

The ending of that John Lewis Christmas ad gets me every time… #ManOnTheMoon https://t.co/xGqMXwTq4a — Paddy Power (@paddypower) November 6, 2015

Aside from questioning why an old man has such a bizarre ‘virtual’ relationship with a young girl, the whole premise of the John Lewis advert sensation is a little played out now.

Jamie Vardy transfer rumours…

We all know that Vardy is surfing the crest of a wave at the moment, and we also know that this wave will crash into the cliffs this winter. He won’t be going to a big club… move on!

Season Two of The Wire

Has anyone actually made it through Season Two?

Coldplay

Yellow? More like beige…

Michael Owen commentating

‘If the goalkeeper hadn’t saved that, it would have been a goal…’ Cheers, Mike.

People talking about going to the gym

Seriously, nobody cares.

Microsoft Excel

Boxes and numbers, numbers and boxes, boxes and numbers, numbers and boxes, boxes and numbers, numbers and boxes, boxes and numbers, numbers and boxes, boxes and numbers, numbers and boxes, boxes and numbers, numbers and boxes, boxes and numbers, numbers and boxes, boxes and numbers, numbers and boxes, boxes and numbers, numbers and boxes, boxes and numbers, numbers and boxes, boxes and numbers, numbers and boxes, boxes and numbers, numbers and boxes, boxes and numbers, numbers and boxes…

Life…

Get outside, live a little…

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